Me: *shows basic human decency to cashier
Cashier: ??!?! Thank you! You’re the nicest person ever!
Me: are you ok
THIS IS IMPORTANT
This message is veterinarian-approved!!!
In case it isn’t clear, that is literally the last bone of a cat’s toes attached to those claws. If you thought only the claw was being removed during declaw surgery, you are unfortunately mistaken. It’s an amputation.
Get claw caps instead! They stay on pretty well and your cat can walk around normally. You can take them off whenever you want. This is great for house cats. They don’t need their claws for defense but they need them to walk the way we need toes. This keeps them from scratching you or furniture and keeps them happy and healthy. It’s a win for everyone. Plus your cat will look like it got a kitty manicure.
Reblogging again for the last comment, for anyone who wants to argue about saving their precious furniture. Boom! Problem solved.
I regularly trim my cat’s claws because I love him
They’re super cheap too!
Not really a cat person, but this is still important.
PLS DONT REMOVE UR CATS TOE BONES
It boggles my fucking mind that there are people in this world that would opt to get an animal and mutilate it for life because their sofa is more important to them than their cat.
what’s really cool about this is that the moths glow in the dark - alas you can’t see it here..
I bet this looks awesome in the dark. It looks awesome in the light, too.
cashier: sorry for your wait. we’re short-staffed today
millennial: oh that’s ok no worries :)
baby boomer:
Seriously tho!!!
After 8 years in retail I can tell you it’s so fucking true.
Boomers will be foaming at the mouth if they have to wait more than 30 secs at the register. Even if they are too non-confrontational to complain and too composed for you to see them fume, you absolutely feel the chill in the air.
Millennials will play with their phones, chat with their companion, browse something they didn’t see before because they weren’t interested in it but hey, got the extra time, may as well take a look.
Boomers are the one telling the store they should have thought ahead and ordered more of a product so they wouldn’t end up selling out of whatever Boomer McBitchface came to buy. I can’t believe you don’t keep your store stocked, it’s not smart and not good business. (they never say this when they get the very last one of something. They never think the store is being run shoddy when they are the lucky one to get the last of a super popular product)
Millennials usually go “bummer” and maybe if they are assertive, ask if the employee can check other stores for it or order it in for them. But they probably just shrug and go home and order it in Amazon?
Boomers will pitch a fit and insist on talking to your boss and then your boss’s boss and threaten to walk out without buying anything because you can’t honor their coupon and apply it to a clearance item because the coupon says RIGHT THERE “excludes sale items” and the shit you are trying to put a coupon to is already $17.99 marked down from $65! Also it expired last week but that’s our fault for not having a location closer to your home.
Millennials just looked up that coupon code on their phone while waiting in line. If the cashier has to point out the exclusions, the millennial is embarrassed and possibly apologetic because we grew up being warned to read the fine print on things and we feel dumb when we don’t.
I can’t recall a Millennial ever going off on me when I couldn’t accept a return. Some would get pissed, don’t get me wrong. But it was that quiet tight-lipped rage where it’s probably the start of a grudge and they are never going to patronize the business again. But at least they don’t attack ME cuz I didnt write the rules.
i’ve been sworn at, i’ve been told i’m fucked up, i’ve had customers tell me they’ll never shop here again because i won’t accept their return, i’ve had customers (wrongly) calculate totals on their phone calculators and try to convince me i’m wrong and all this and i’ve only been in retail for like 9 months…and all from baby boomers. lemme tell ya, idc if you don’t shop here anymore hunty because i still get paid even if you never step foot in this store again tysm
alexander